sooo .. i was talking to this guy I’m dating and he told me he was watching “Southland” and i noticed that Supernatural was on tonight too. so i asked him to watch it .. but guess what
IT WAS THE “BLAH BLAH BLAH” EPISODE
today on the bus all the little middle schoolers were talking and one of them was like “can we stop arguing about the bass?” AND EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM AT THE EXACT SAME TIME SAID “JUST DROP IT” AND STARTED WUBBING IM LAUGHING FOR FIVE HUNDRED YEARs.
do you guys realize we can change our lives any time we want like you can just go ahead and delete your blog, stop eating meat, shave your head, start running, tell that person you hate why you hate them so much, confess your love to someone and kiss them unexpectedly like why don’t we do that
i just time traveled
don’t believe me? well look at this
u time traveled and all u fucking did was play around on the computer
If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet
This one wins. Everyone else go home.
im having one of those unattractive days
i mean years
i mean life
everyone’s getting into relationships and you know what im getting? some more food brb