bucky-barnes-booty:

lasttostrike:

Ok so I’m at Whataburger and I’m eating french fries, right? Well I go to pick up my last fry and

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ITS FUCKING PRINTED ON THE PAPER

WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS WHY WOULD YOU HURT ME THIS WAY

THIS IS EVIL

shared 6 hours ago on July/31/2014, with 187,380 notes.
reblogged from lavghterllnes, originally from htepotat.

cumslayer:

So I went on a date today and we went to a nice restaurant before going to the movies and I ordered the “iced grape popsicles” for dessert because I love grape Popsicles so why not right?…..so the waiter brings out the “iced grape popsicles” aND THEY WERE LITERALLY 3 FROZEN GRAPES ON STICKS…..I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE OFFENDED IN MY LIFE…SINCE WHEN ARE 3 FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES IN A FUCKING VASE AN ACCEPTABLE SINGLE DESSERT ORDER..ITS NOT EVEN FROZEN GRAPE JUICE OR SOMETHING ITS LITERALLY JUST A 0.02$ GRAPE THAT WAS PUT ON A STICK THEN FROZEN…LIKE SOMEONE ACTUALLY WROTE THIS DOWN ON THE MENU THINKING “OH YEAH PEOPLE FUCKING LOVE COLD GRAPES” AND SOME OTHER ASSHAT SAID “BRAH. HEAR ME OUT, HOW ABOUT WE PUT THEM ON STICKS AND SERVE THEM IN A VASE WITH NOTHING ELSE” LIKE YOU COULDNT EVEN SERVE IT WITH A FUCKING SECOND FRUIT OR EVEN FUCKING LEAVES OR WHATEVER… IM SO MAD. FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES ON A STICK.

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reblogged from bridgetdunkle, originally from cumslayer.

mostawkwardmomentss:

When I get a random boner while watching TV

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reblogged from suckmyvayaina, originally from mostawkwardmoments.com.

ask-koki-kariya:

suprarationality:

The Fault in Our Stepbrothers

Megan?
Megan.

shared 6 hours ago on July/31/2014, with 176,584 notes.
reblogged from whatamess22, originally from suprarationality.

So I learned something today…

whimpy2626:

holmeschestered:

We already knew that Winchester was a type of gun, right?image

Yeah well remember these two?image

Dean Smith and Sam Wesson? Well guess what else is a gun company?

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Apparently Smith & Wesson even sold their first gun design to Winchester, and after that the Winchester company took off.

And here we see another reason why the writers of this show must laugh at how clever they are every single day.

Well god damn.

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reblogged from khan-locked, originally from holmeschestered.

spudsexuall:

It’s so fucking weird how girls can just tell when our periods start. Like the exact fucking moment. You’re just sitting in bed or standing in line for groceries and your face does that thing kind of like in That’s so Raven when Raven gets a vision

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reblogged from whatamess22, originally from spudsexuall.

fraek:

do you ever look at yourself and think ‘aw cute’ but then walk two feet into a different lighting and think ‘omg nvm’

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reblogged from lavghterllnes, originally from thotbots.

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reblogged from khan-locked, originally from ssspeechlesss.

wzrdkelley:

this nigga feet look like hockey sticks my god

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reblogged from suckmyvayaina, originally from kingjaffejoffer.

terrible-beauty:

IM SO SATISFIED

EDGAR AND CLEMENCE WHO’S WHO

shared 6 hours ago on July/31/2014, with 176,662 notes.
reblogged from whatamess22, originally from best-of-memes.