babybluesuv:

royonfire:

I present to you a puppy eating watermelon.

I can’t stop thinking about this

shared 1 month ago on September/17/2014, with 319,245 notes.
reblogged from moistbottom, originally from royonfire.

thewookiee2:

jesusfreakinglucifer:

carolingponds:

frankietastic:

juilan:

I can’t wait until I get that job at Starbucks because I’m going to spell everyone’s name wrong so they can’t instagram their cups

are you satan

are you god

are we humans

Or are we dancer

shared 1 month ago on September/17/2014, with 424,058 notes.
reblogged from bridgetdunkle, originally from juilan.

shared 1 month ago on September/17/2014, with 164,738 notes.
reblogged from sideways--falling, originally from talesofnorth.

stormears:

baka-kashi:

with-both-my-hearts:

chiltonomics:

the-lost-time-lord:

viitypesofeverything:

tekeli-li-tekeli-li:

hoopxo:

qoax:

sociallubrication:

The Lions Mane Jellyfish is the largest jellyfish in the world. They have been swimming in arctic waters since before dinosaurs (over 650 million years ago) and are among some of the oldest surviving species in the world.

Absolutely wow.

I’m going to cry

that is absolutely horrifying.

HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT THING!

Why am I finding out about this now??

"Foolish creature of the flesh. I am ancient. I am forever. I have seen Empires rise and fall. I have seen entire species wither to cinders. I have seen the depths and the cold and the abyss that lay beyond. You are no more a nuisance to me than plankton. You are so insignificant, and I am so exquisitely eternal that I am the closest thing you will have to a God."
-What I imagine the jellyfish would say to a human

DON’T

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GET ME STARTED

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ON THESE MOTHERFUCKERS

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That is horrifying.

If that’s scary, than say hello to my little friend, the “Stygiomedusa gigantea.” 



This guy has only been spotted 18 times, and filmed only twice.



Its is also about 6 meters long and about a meter wide. 
Sadly it doesn’t have stingers, but it will still eat. It kinda just engulfs all it’s prey. I’m not real sure.

Aren’t Jellyfish so great? Because I think they are evil.

Jellyfish sort of freak me out, but learning about them and watching them move is so interesting. I watched an hour-long documentary on Youtube a few weeks back so I could revel in that fascinated freak-out feeling. 

shared 1 month ago on September/17/2014, with 244,928 notes.
reblogged from thegirlwithadragonbandana, originally from sociallubrication.

“I spent like 10 years of my life pretending to fly around on a broomstick and you’re asking me if preparing for a love scene was ‘tricky’ because the other person also had a penis?” — Daniel Radcliffe (via dutchster)

shared 1 month ago on September/15/2014, with 148,513 notes.
reblogged from ohfucknuggets, originally from hankgreensmoustache.

pizzaforpresident:

fun prank: take your friend’s iPhone and move an app or two. do this once a day until they have a mental breakdown

shared 1 month ago on September/15/2014, with 171,365 notes.
reblogged from ohfucknuggets,

shared 1 month ago on September/14/2014, with 106,479 notes.
reblogged from ayyoassbutt, originally from iraffiruse.

shared 1 month ago on September/14/2014, with 390 notes.
reblogged from ehndverse, originally from winchesxer.

"Twitter 1, Jensen 0" 

shared 1 month ago on September/14/2014, with 15,233 notes.
reblogged from dougie--poynters, originally from jensengifsdaily.

shared 1 month ago on September/14/2014, with 114,652 notes.
reblogged from oomshi,